Isolation Blues
Initially, I had a plan...
Day 1 - I Can Do This!! Got enough food and wine to last a month!
Day 2 - Opening my 8th bottle of Wine. I fear wine supplies might not last!
Day 3 - Strawberries: Some have 210 seeds, some have 235 seeds. Who Knew??
Day 4 - 8:00pm. Removed my Day Pajamas and put on my Night Pajamas.
Day 5 - Today, I tried to make Hand Sanitizer. It came out as Jello Shots!!
Day 6 - I get to take the Garbage out. I'm So excited, I can't decide what to wear.
Day 7 - Laughing way too much at my own jokes!!
Day 8 - Went to a new restaurant called
"The Kitchen". You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own
meal. I have No clue how this place is still in business.
Day 9 - I put liquor bottles in every room. Tonight, I'm getting all dressed up and going Bar hopping.
Day 10 - Struck up a conversation with a Spider today. Seems nice. He's a Web Designer.
Day 11 - Isolation is hard. I swear my fridge just said, "What the hell do you want now?"
Day 12 - I realized why dogs get so excited
about something moving outside, going for walks or car rides. I think I
just barked at a squirrel.
Day 13 - If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can't accidently touch your face.
Day 14 - Watched the birds fight over a worm. The Cardinals lead the Blue Jays 3-1.
Day 15 - Anybody else feel like they've cooked dinner about 395 times this month?
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